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Placing "the" in front of a noun in order to convey disaproval at the newfangleness of it.

Jill! watcha doing? I hope your not on the myspace!

God mah dad is always the-ing myspace.

A speech impediment noise made at the end of words, hugely popular in the gay community

Me : what are you doing tonight

Jack: watching my sister get ploughed with peanut butter(ng)

One of the many dialects of ino , it is currently unknown who the creator is but people speculate it could be Petalson

“Thanking! fren”

"ing" is a suffix used for doing something. The word bing has a ing but it does not do something.

The man is jumping on the pool

Pretending to sing to a song that you really don't know the words to.

Inging is like repeating "WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON" or other such words to make it look like you are singing various words in order to impress your friends.

If something or somebody is irrelevant or annoying , has no life or is stupid

Yah mum is a inge

The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge of a subject.

I am "will"ing the information about top speed of a golf cart; proof of the existance of snipes; lemmings and cliffs; random movie facts