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Poopy J Hole

Is when a man shoves his cock into another man who has just taken a shit and has not wiped his ass so then when he jizzes his Penis hole will be a J hole and becomes shitty or poopy.

Charlie why do you have a Poopy J Hole, where you having sex with Jake again.

by Slayer1423 June 22, 2009

J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice)

A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole. The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.

Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole! The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.

by Gester Ghost September 22, 2010

michael j fox hole

An individual who has the allure of a nice person, but is a bit shaky when you get to know them.

Man, that guy is a real Michael J Fox Hole.

by TheGuyWhoMadeAWord January 11, 2014

J-Hole

y-hole Firefighter Slang •North American 1. a roof vent used to deteriorate fire conditions. 2. a stupid, irritating or contemptible person.

Look at him cutting that j-hole, he's such a j-hole!

by 552JMS December 28, 2020

J Hole

A special cavity passed down through a particular line of Scottish Nobles, located between the gooch and the Scampi Hole. It was in the J Hole that the house Stuart were first raped in to the Scottish Royal Family in 1274.

Unfettered access to the J Hole comes at a price. The price? Your humanity.

by crazydudeeeeeeeee December 18, 2020

J-Hole

Short for junk hole (a.k.a. a trash heap).

That run down house back there looks like such a J-Hole!

by Joe Bridle January 01, 2024

Little J-Hole

One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons… WARNING WARNING WARNING DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA THEY WILL NOT DO THEM

Yo! Let’s do shots - pass the Jose Cuervo… Nah Little J-Hole is a twat and won’t do any

by JohnnyBrazzer January 05, 2024