A fork of Rural Dictionary
One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.
I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.
Female equivalent to the male taint, gooch, or grundle, if you will. A wonderful place to become lost, as there is no wrong path to take.
I would love to spend some quality time at her fuckhole junction, perhaps taking the road less traveled.
A place where not everyone is in the ghetto. Many times, Junction City is mistaken for a crappy little hole in the state filled with druggies and killers. This is in fact not true. Other Names: JC, Junk Shitty, The Junk, and Junk Town.
Bob- "Lets go to Junction City" Laura- "I heard people get shot there. I dont wanna die" Bob- "Thats just a myth. No one gets shot who visits JC unless you get stupid."
A terribly designed junction intersecting I-4 and I-275 in Tampa, FL. It is notorious for its confusing twists and turns and car crashes during the morning rush hour. If you are driving in the area, don't be surprised to hear news of a major backup near Malfunction Junction on the radio in the morning.
Bumper to bumper traffic as a result of yet another car accident on Malfunction Junction. We'll be here for while.
The screwed up intersection of I-285 and I-85 on the north side of Atlanta. If you are planning on driving through Atlanta and listing to traffic reports make sure you know this term.
Traffis on I-85 North is at a stand still just past spaghetti junction
A town in upstate New York, located in Dutchess county, Hopewell Junction is known for its family atmosphere, a Catholic schools and Italian men and bread.
Oh you're from Hopewell Junction? Which golf course do you live on? You can't go a day in Hopewell without running into someone who went to Yonkers high school too.