A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very hot man that's short. Also makes fun of emo kids, and will beat ur ass. Also has a HUGE cock.
Lorenzo: You're short Jakobi: Imagine being emo lmao
the best boyfriend in the world, he is literally the cusest most bestest awesomest bf you'll ever have. Girls don't let him go. jk he's mine😘
Addie: "I CANT BELIEVE U STOLE MY BF!!" Adrianna: i don't even care... Jakobi is perfect 4 me❤
A man with a penis so large he could strangle a whale with it. He tends to also be very funny caring and kind but can be extremely dangerous when angry.
Rebecca: Amy, jakobi got that whale dick Amy: He is the perfect husband!