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8th of January is send “Hi!” to your crush day.
It was 8th January and I said “Hi!” to my crush.
National cuss out your toxic friends day :)
Person one: It’s 8th January! So f*** you! Person two: Touché
The day I asked out my boyfriend. 8th of January 2020. The love of my life forever and always. You sound go ask your crush out
Go ask them out its 8th january
Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.
1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th 2nd guy: Why? 1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.
The day short people were born, no doubt 👍
“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”
A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios
Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?
January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want
You: Guess what? It’s January 8th Someone named Georgia: So? You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*