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Jello

The sexiest 46 year old ever to live. Activist/spokesperson/former member of The Dead Kennedys/singer/songwriter/genius. Lives in San Francisco....ran for both mayor and president. ....last name Biafra

"I just had the craziest dream where I was old, but happy. Jello was my husband and I was making breakfast for him. He was commenting about the paper....it said something about the war. I remember he was pretty pissed....then it ended........and I woke up regreting I was born when I was."

by nicole le ponke' August 28, 2004

jello

ass, usually that of a female. Booty.

Mommy, hello. Make it wiggle like Jello.-The Pack

by J-Mice December 09, 2007

jello

Former singer for the Dead Kennedys.

Jello is god

by mister_me January 15, 2004

jello

"The unneccesary bundle of fat attached to ones' body where so he/she is not obese."

Wow Billy's so fat! No he's not..he's just jello

by jell0monster June 28, 2009

Jello

being jealous

"Girl, don't be jello cause my boo got me the new Louis!"

by kkbm April 28, 2010

Jelloed

When someone's office supply has been put into a jello mold.

Has anyone seen my white-out? *Opens drawer* I've been jelloed!!

by maribry October 15, 2010

Jello

Will make a person so dumb, they think chocolate milk comes from Brown cows.

"Did you see Becky take that test? That bitch is so Jello."

by Charlie and the chocolate milk December 04, 2019