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jelly doughnut

eating a girl out while she's on her period

It was that time of the month for her, but i said screw it, I'm having myself a Jelly Doughnut!

by Wrinkles May 27, 2004

jelly doughnut

The jelly doughnut came from the 10th century, after skull fucking a prisoner of war one pulls out and cums into the prisoners nose, one then procedes to take his shield and bash the prisoners face until pulpy and bloody, by this time the cum is barely recognizable and the prisoners face sorta looks like a jelly doughnut.

OHHHH man, I totally just gave that mother fuckin barbarian a jelly doughnut.

by billy o'neil August 03, 2004

jelly doughnut

When you cum in a girls mouth, then punch her in the stomach so it comes out of her nose, then punch her in the nose so it comes out all bloody

by CHAZ March 07, 2003

jelly doughnut

The sexual act of giving it to a woman in the ass and then punching her kidney so when you pull your cock out it will have blood on it.

Bitch was talking too much so bent her over and got myself a FAT jelly doughnut.

by Sir Mixnotsomuch February 22, 2004

jelly doughnut

Cum'n in a chicks mouth, then slapping her in the face making her bleed. When she spits out the "love juice" it looks like the filling of a jelly doughnur

Dude, I gave her a "jelly doughnut"

by jo jo April 05, 2003

Toronto Jelly Doughnut

This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!

Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?

Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!

Greg:.....Fuck you.

by Dr.AID's November 06, 2009

jelly doughnut

When your ready to cum, let it loose and punch the male or female (depends on how you swing)untill he/she sumbitts and starts to bleed. Use a devise to mix the two and enjoy.

Hey you wanna go to dunkin doughnuts and get a jelly doughnut from the girl behind the counter

by F U May 17, 2003