Country Dictionary

A word used as a substitute for "thing" to sound cool.
Often used unecessarily after words such as "this" or "that."

Watch as I pop this jenks

crazy, wacky.

aiden: yo jamal, did you hear about that stupid woman who accidentally had a bear eat off her daughters fingers?

jamal: WUT? that's jenk yo

Unfair or unlawful, not cool.

Man, we had a wicked hard pop quiz, that is so jenk.

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

pieced together, made to work, but with incongruous parts.

This jenk bike gets me around ok.

broken, non-functional, or functional in only a limited capacity.

My computer is so Jenk - it keeps disconnecting.

The devouring of a large quantity of pizza, or other fast food products, whilst extremely inebriated.

"Man, I j totally jenks'd the shit out of like 7 slices of pizza last night"

"I caught John jenksing last night. I think he ate 5 deluxe doubles."