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jode-a-licious

the opposite of a compliment. also know as an insult.
if someone is looking 'jode-a-licious' they resemble a clown and appear to have painted on their orange foundation and pink blusher.

such a person would look slightly hideous and crow-like without said "make-up"/paint covering their face. in fact, small children would run in terror at the sight.
people who are 'jode-a-licious' tend to be on the slim side, as their make-up is so heavy and thick that they simply sweat the fat away.

crikey, she looks a bit jode-a-licious today. how unfortunate

by TezzaG November 20, 2010

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.

Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?

by carchester December 14, 2010

Joding

Gay or bading in tagalog.

Joding ka talaga

by FlintFeathers June 17, 2024

Jode

Slang for Geode, plural jodes removes a sylible instead of geode say Jode.
"Oh wow, you found a Jode!"
There are Jodes all over this creek.

Wow you found a Jode

by Pentecostalcultkiller April 10, 2022

Jode

A girl with a fat ass

she got a jode

by Playboy February 16, 2018

jode

not a chode but a jode

jake : do you like think she will be dissipointed friend: well... do you have jode Jake: yep friend: Oof your screwed

by chode code February 23, 2018

Jode

A bomb.

James threw a Jode at A innapropropriate team.

by Dr DIVYa November 28, 2023