A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you call someone when they rape you and claim there possessed by Lucifer
I have PTSD because my ex pulled a Clifford John Smith jr on me
Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.
John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.
Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in
Tai Kwan Do!"
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.
“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”
my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday
The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)
John smith the creator of butt rock is dead