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John Wick

A person that has the ability to build a fucking mansion when getting shot at by an Assault Rifle and will have no mercy nor remorse when engaged in a fight. Or it could be a 12 year old kid who bought tiers using his moms credit card.

Person 1: Oh shit i see a John Wick. Person 2: Let him pass.

by Hella Bread May 03, 2018

A John Wick

Someone who is very good at what they do. These days, it’s primarily used in Fortnite, where the most prestigious skin is one of John Wick.

Ethan: Yo it’s a fucking John Wick!
Leah: Aah! A John Wick!
*John Wick rocket riding across the map*
Jason: Fucking John Wicks.

by exoticmuffinman April 06, 2018

John Wick

John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!

guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !

by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 25, 2019

John Wicked

Verb. Killed by a perfect stab wound

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from one stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

John Wick

The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil

OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS

by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020

John Wick

An Epic Fortnite Gamer who needs your help!

Guy 1: John Wick needs a golden scar and a couple of Chug-Jugs to defeat the squads in Tilted Towers!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!

by The Chicken Enthusiast November 04, 2018

John wicks

Sweaty tryhards who eat there nipple hair and drink MoUnTaIn SaUcE and are obese and have kfc for BEKFAST and nipple hair for dinner

John wicks: Hoi im a john wick

Oh me two let eat nipple hair

Mmmmmmmmmmm

by Init_to_winit May 04, 2018