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johni

The girl that has tig ole bitties, is overly dramatic, and has daddy issues, but You can't help but to somewhat like her.

"Did you hear what Johni said about her dad today??"

by SlightlySassafras December 20, 2016

the Johny

The Johny is when you take a dump in a girls mouth then make her suck your penis

My girl totally gagged last night when i gave her the Johny

by Dan the jam man June 02, 2006

Johni

What we in the anime industry call a slut.

Tori: I'm a johni. Espn: then get the fuck away from me.

by Demtane June 11, 2017

johny johny yes papa

A cartoon that will give you a higher iq than rick and morty

Person: Watches 5 seconds of Johny Johny Yes Papa IQ+1,000

by Zoom_Zilla August 30, 2018

Johny johny yes papa

The newest meme of september 2018. Its cringy, like you all.

Johny johny yes papa? eating sugar? no papa. Telling lies? no papa. Open your mouth. Ha ha ha. YOU LYING BABY GO TO YO ROOM AFTER I KICK YOUR ASS.

by Kill yourselves September 06, 2018

Johny Johny yes papa

The most scariest shit you ever see.

Johny Johny yes papa Johny, Johny Yes, Papa? Eating sugar? No, papa! Telling lies? No, papa! Open your mouth Ah, ah, ah! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by (ಥwಥ) wut September 03, 2018

Johny Bootlegger

Johny Bootlegger - nail polish remover Mixed with fruity kool-aid in a glass bottle. Flavors include Fox hole fruit punch Moonshine mango Ice lemonade Alcatraz sour apple Juice joint watermelon Sing sing sour grape Shady shades strawberry Syndicate sour peach Prison break black cherry Scarface sour raspberry Your local corner / arab store or wine and spirits Shop may carry them . Easier to drink compared to four loko. And Johny Bootlegger is gluten free. Contains 12% alcohol by volume, with ten flavors that are simply the bees' knees. Enjoy responsibly. OR ELSE. *10% alcohol by volume in TN and MS ☠

Johny Bootlegger is inspired by the Prohibition era of the 1920s – where many creative cocktails were invented in speakeasies. It’s a great choice when a very tasty, spirited beverage is desired. At 12% alcohol by volume, and ten great flavors to choose from, Johny Bootlegger lives up to the legend. * Geloso Beverage Group

by Blu_leef March 16, 2023