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Anal Jouster

Anal Jouster (n) Anal Jousting - 1. The act of furiously and repetitively thrusting or 'jousting' a penis, or other similar object into the ass.

1 - You, my good sir, are a cum guzzling anal jouster.

by Hapanam January 06, 2009

shower jouster

any male that has sex in the shower whether it be with a man or a woman

Tom decided to screw his wife in the shower

by frodo bagins July 30, 2003

Clam jouster

Used to describe a lady who likes ladies, derived from the act of rubbing their pussies together.

Paula was a right clam jouster

by Funky the Monkey April 03, 2006

clam jouster

A Lesbian

Did you know that she is a clam jouster

by Rob October 31, 2003

Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.

I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy

by Rusoe August 05, 2008

poo jouster

A derogatory term meaning a homosexual.

Stewy:Did you see Fintan last night?
Stephen:Ye he's such a poo jouster, why do we hang around with him?

by Peter McGoldrick June 15, 2007

Gism Jouster

Gism-Aka Semen Jouster-Some one who hits another person with a huge rod in the stomach.Combine These two words and we have "A Homosexual Who likes To wave his cock about until the other team is stucken by gism"

Steve Walks INto a Public Shower
Steve:Hi boys! (He says in a Camp Voice)
Masculin Guy:Fuckoff You Gism Jouster

by Lonecell February 05, 2004