A fork of Rural Dictionary
A plain, lazy girl with mousy brown hair who never turns down a drink. She gets ridiculously drunk at every social occasion. Enjoys snacking and clarifying people's word choice. Very superstitious.
Person: "that girl is such a Judith, she's just been sitting smoking weed and watching soaps for the past 48 hours and every time i say anything she corrects my grammar"
The name children call their father's second wife or girlfriend, regardless of her birth name, after his having left or lost his first wife. Often only to their siblings or to friends whose father's also have a Judith.
Is Judith coming to the wedding? I can't believe that, they just met.
He's spending Christmas with Judith? Did he even think about what we're going to do now?
Girl that is extremely loud at all times (if you know what I mean). She gives good head and knows how to fix her drink. Even though she can blow like a goddess, she isn't wife material because she's more than likely crazy as it gets. So if you have to end things with one let her down easy or she will ruin your life.
"That girl was CRAZY but she gave the best head I've ever had!"
"Must have been a Judith."
someone who doesnt wanna play basketball at 911 because shes too busy
dont be such a judith omg comeon
Very prudish, thinks masturbating is cheating.
Dislikes every show or movie that shows any type of nudity.
Serial pet owner.
Bland cook; thinks Swanson tv dinners are gourmet.
Lives for bingo.
Absolutely must visit mother 3x per week.
Dresses in a 90's frumpy fashion.
Has a sensible haircut.
Thinks "getting wild" is drinking wine coolers on a Saturday night.
Uses the phrases "I'm so bad" and "Delish".
Brian's wife is such a Judith, she felt icky when he watching Game of Thrones and she saw a nipple.
My Judith friend served me bologna and no name margarine sandwiches for lunch.... then she fucking had the nerve to exclaim "Delish!"