A fork of Rural Dictionary
It’s national bad bitch day. Especially if your name is: McKenzie, or Kenzie.
Yo! It’s June 9th!
Wow national bad bitch day!! Is your name kenzie?!
Yes! It is!
Wow double trouble!!
An epic funny number day
"haha funny number"
"what?"
"look at the date."
"June 9th 2069?"
"6/9/69..lmao"
People born on this day and year are the best people they care too much and give you hugs. Stan everyone born on this day and year and also take their food and you dead.
Omg wait Katie is born on June 9th 2008
Yes she’s amazing she does a lot of cool things.
June 9th is a day to celebrate nolan
June 9th, National Nolan day
June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
NATIONAL IN THE SINK DAY. June 9th is when the not so smart people are in the sink :))))
Free day to slander your friends aswellll
Person 1: why did you do that
Person 2: that was very not smart hector
Hector: but its okay, it's June 9th. I am judt in the sink today
Persin 1&2: oh okay, but you are always in the sink
Titty day, send a titty pic to whoever sent you a ss of this post.
Bob- imma send susy a screenshot of this on June 9th
Jeff- hell yeah imma send Janet a screenshot also!