A fork of Rural Dictionary
the master of puppets...
Karl Rove: "hahahaha dance for me!!!"
Bush: "yes master" *proceeds to dance*
n. a sexual act where the one performer defecates, placing said feces into his/her mouth and performs a blow job on the partner
She karl-roved me last night so nasty!
A powerful figure of myth. Commonly invoked by liberal parents to terrify their young into submission.
Soccer Mom: Eat your EnviroKidz® cereal, or Karl Rove will visit us during the night and bludgeon your new kitten to death!
The Deputy Chief of Staff to President George W. Bush. Many idiots believe he is the devil. These people are either ultra-left liberals or idiots who know nothing about politics. Bush is in office until 2008 because that is what the people want.
"Karl Rove is the Deputy Chief of Staff to our current president, George W. Bush."
synonyms: hot karl, karl rove
1. literally, the act of defecating on your partners stomach.
2. figuratively, the current state of the relationship between the US population and the Bush administration.
When Bush was reelected, the progressive element in America and abroad just got a hot karl rove.
To control or influence the outcome of events in any given situation or setting by nefarious or conciliatory means. To be the ‘puppet master’. To ensure a desired outcome within an event by controlling or directing the actions of others (whether through an individual or a tertiary party) usually while one’s direct involvement is veiled or ambiguous to outsiders.
"So, hey Brett, are you getting that new funding for your department?"
"Hopefully. I've been pushing some things under the table, it should all pan out in the end"
"Wow, so you really 'Karl Rove'd it', huh?"
"Oh, yeah."