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the one time where your being chased by 10 humans and your a nightcrawler trying to speedrun minecraft
nightcrawler: wow, i died humans: kaiju paradise moment
Buck (Kaiju Paradise) Is A Poor Reskin Of Catte From Kaiju Paradise, It Only Spawns During Blackout. If Anything, Please Refrain From Wearing Buckets Ever In Kaiju Paradise (You look dumb and also look like you play too much rec room to know you love buckets)
Guy 1: I want to wear the bucket, it looks cool and it is blackout and that has nothing to do with this Guy 2: Don't Wear It, It Makes You Buck (Kaiju Paradise), A Poor Reskin Of Catte Guy 1: Ok, I don't wear bucket
A turd of epic proportions, the type of brick Godzilla himself would be proud to lay.
Dude, some jackass customer just clogged the toilet with a butt kaiju. I'm not paid enough for this.
A toilet clogging turd of extraordinary proportions, reminiscent of pop culture monsters.
I feel bad about releasing a butt kaiju in that stores bathroom as those employees aren't paid enough to deal with that.
"Kaiju" (singular); "Kaijus" (plural) A term also referring to a powerful & mature Sigma Male. Sigma males are most often coined the "lone wolves" or "tigers"; adopting a mentality of solitude and marching to the beat of their own drum, but only a few with the inner-ambition and fortitude voluntarily undergo a multitude of trials and sacrifices to develop and further evolve into "Kaijus" who are essentially the apex predators living and playing on the fringes of society. At this stage, they are easily more powerful (either physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, spiritually) than majority of the alpha males, but prefer to use their skills to live life on their own terms independently rather than seek leadership positions, have people depending on them or playing organisational politics for a "title". As long as they are left in peace, they pose no threat - in fact, they can be very valuable to society. However, if provoked, they are capable enough to take down entire societal hierarchies. When pissed off, a Kaiju unleashes his zeta male or "destroyer/underminer" side.
"Of all the people you could have pissed off... why did it have to be him???" "What do you mean? He's only just a man. There are 8 of us - if you got my back, we can take him easy." "That's where you are wrong... he is not just a man. He's a Kaiju." "I don't know why you're getting so worked up over this - what's a Kaiju?!" "Ever heard of John Wick, James Bond or that dude from the Transporter movies?" "Yea, what about them?" "Well this 'guy' you ticked off... he's like them. You're on your own on this one."
Kaijus normally wants to be called Kai. He normally acts like a massive nonce and he loves looking and youngers. Kai always has a incredibly small cock but says it’s huge. He gets really red when he speaks to girls. His prefers type are girls with the name : Lennie, Layla and Lauren
Have you seen that nonce kaijus ????