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a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.
yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
A beautiful girl that loves hiking and swearing she is very adventurous. This girl could make the birds sing by how beautiful she is .she is a little crazy and a little sweet she is the best girl u will ever meet
My name is Kalee
A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.
After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.
An expression used when describing something that's totally rad. It's not just cool, it's green, it's sustainable, it will last......it's kale. Phonetic Spelling: K-h-ale
"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that? So kale."
A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.
Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?
NOT A VEGTABLE. THIS IS A MAN> who acts like a 4 year old, HE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD. HE IS A PLAYER
Girl 1: THeres that dreamy boy kale
GIrl 2 : EWW GROSS(runs away)