A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kegan's can be rarely nice, but would give people gifts often. They have a big interest in video games and sports. Kegan's know how to skateboard, and write well. They have a unique personality, being both caring, but also extremely toxic. It is sometimes hard for them to make friends because of their competitive and toxic personality. It is also hard to determine their sexuality. They are taken to be either gay, or bisexual, but they are too scared to come out. But overall, if you can get passed their toxic behaviors, they can be a good friend. P.S DONT DATE A KEGAN. They can get kind of feisty in the relationship
Guy 1: Hey! That's my ball! Give it back! Kegan: You're bad at sports anyway. There's no point in you having it. Guy 1: Wow, that was really mean. Kegan: Ok, and?
a d-bag that blames everyone but himself for his own problems, particularly the women that are or were in his life. Acts friendly to peoples faces but would jump on the opportunity to talk shit behind their backs to make new friends. Some how manages to date girls ten times hotter than himself but can make them dump him with ease. Drinks his weight in alcohol. A poser, the guy you never want at a party because he tries too hard to be considered cool. Claims to be a nice boy but puts shame to all of the nice men of America. A shallow, inconsiderate, fake, arrogant, and often annoying person that drowns the people around him in bullshit.
Person A : Hey did you see Kegan last night? Person B : Plastered as always. It's so unattractive. Why does his gf stay with him. A pretty girl like her shouldn't be with a nasty dude like him. Person A : No clue. Don't even worry about it though. She'll leave him soon enough when she sees how fake and gross he really is.
U can fall in love with him and then he breaks your heart he’s a sexy male model with a Gorgeous face.
A very feminine man who believes video games are the solution to all problems. Often found wearing skinny jeans, occasionally will straighten his ridiculously curly hair, and his favorite color is rainbow. If you were stuck in the mud, a Kegan would say something along the lines of: "Hit the escape button!!!"
Only a Kegan would make a to-do list built around leveling up characters.
A crayon eater that licks windows on the short bus. But a funny guy that is a true friend and will always make you laugh and be there for his friends
Did you see that kegan licking windows on the way to school
A Kegan diet is a combination of Keto and Vegan diets. You eat fruits and vegetables and and saturated fats from coconut oil and other vegetables and eat keto. Eating very low carb to the point of keto and only eating fruits and vegetables and coconut oil.
I went on a Kegan diet and lost 35 pounds and gained 10 pounds of muscle mass.
In a females name. One of the most beautiful woman you could ever lay your eyes on. She has the most gorgeous eyes angel can have and the body of a goddess.
Hey kegan we gonna go skydiving or what?