A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.
dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.
the feeling you have when you are forced to endure something really unpleasant but avoiding that thing would actually be a lot worse
Studying for this test is killing me softly, but failing the test would be worse.
this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting
niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste
joy: girl, you kill me
something that someone says when they wanna die u feel
hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me
When people do something so annoying you want to die and you want to say something that doesn’t make them seem annoying
Man your killing me off over this.
A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”
Gimme A Break Or I Can`t Believe It!
I Can`t Believe What`s Happening!
Are You Going To That Family Gathering ?
- Just Kill Me!