A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kitchened is a word that describes being forced or awkwardly stuck into a conversation with ones mother exceeding 30 minutes. This occurrence always takes place in the kitchen.
Fella #1: "I got kitchened by my mum last night" Fella #2: "Damn bro, that seems like it lasted an awkward amount of time"
A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.
“This fool is shmacked.” “No bro, he’s KITCHENED”
The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.
"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled" "Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?" "Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."
(Traditional) The place in a home where a woman belongs
Hey woman, quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen!
place in a home where MEN belongs
MEN like, an Esteban, make sandwiches in the kitchen