Country Dictionary

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leopardize

To upgrade to Mac OS X Leopard, then find that Leopard was a waste of money because it runs like crap.

I leopardized my apple computer, then decided to go back to Tiger.

by computek273 October 26, 2008

Leopard

an ugly cougar; the opposite of an attractive, older female who desires young men

Kathy is Queen of the Leopards.

by PSU Tailgate Crew February 13, 2010

leopard

A leopard is simply a cougar that has a S.T.D. (Sexually Transmitted Disease).

My bro thought he hooked up with this cougar last month. I guess the bitch turned out to be a leopard because now he has herpes.

by Diarhea Monsoon January 16, 2010

leopard print

A pattern that helps animals blend in and humans stand out.

She made a bold statement by wearing leopard print from head to toe.

by shamelesscatlady August 16, 2017

Leopard gecko

A small reptilian lizard/gecko that has evolved from a small type of dinosaur often referred to as an 'Adorable floof baby'.

Oh you have a dog? Well I raise a tiny dinosaur, a leopard gecko.

by AmazingFoot December 02, 2019

shit leopard

1.Someone who cannot change their past, no mater how hard they try to change it.

2.The old saying "a leopard can't change it's spots" with the word shit placed in front of leopard. Coined by Julian's cop girlfriend Erica on the Trailer Park Boys.

1. That Timothy Johnson is a shit leopard.

2."Julian's friend Ricky, in my opinion, is a shit leoopard that can't change it's spots"

-Erica, Trailer Park Boys

by Tom the kid July 17, 2006

Cum Leopard

Genus: Panthera Species: Jizeam

Of the large cat family, typically 115 lbs to 139 lbs bipedial and mostly hairless. Hunts alone or in packs but rarely shares its kill. It is unique in that once it has singled out its prey, it feeds mostly by using its prey to buy it drinks and take it "out on the town." It accomplishes this by performing extraordinary acts upon its prey such as oral genital interaction and submitting to some of the most spectacularly pleasurable desires the prey can come up with, see pile driver anal titty fuck water sports.

Its name in derived from its appearance following the performance of a particularly spendid prey satisfying act, which results in the prey showing his singular appreciation of the act by squirting the animal from head to toe with his man relish. see money shot. These spots, especially when dried, become irridescent and act as badges of honor signifying the prowess of the Cum Leopard.

Cum Leopards can rarely be truly domesticated but good results have been achieved controlling their behavior with the shocker.

She spent 30 minutes between my legs, then let me knock her every way I could imagine. When I bust my nut, I covered her from brows to bush. That bitch looked like a Cum Leopard.

by Devon Null July 15, 2006