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Landing strip

An unusual long strip between the ass and balls or vagina to ass. Used in junction with Airport.

I checked out her airport and the landing strip was clear.

by STDfree December 09, 2017

landing strip

See strip-of-bacon

A beautiful landing strip to guide me in.

by Anonymous November 02, 2002

Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut. Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

by Cay919 November 30, 2017

landing strip

The strip of facial hair that begins under a man's lower lip and ends at his chin.

My pussy came down hard on my man's landing strip last night

by Berry Flomar January 16, 2004

Landing strip

A strip of land that is for Aircraft, not nsfw shit

A: That's a landing strip B: What? you want to see my landing strip A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting

by British Paciic June 08, 2020

landing strip

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.

He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip

by Herschel Quintron December 30, 2003

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005