A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be placed at the end of a sentence to make the statment untrue. Sort of like 'not'.
Jessica alba isn't hot .... LANG!
The residual weed left over from an already vaporized bowl. In order to produce this obviously a vaporizer must be used. After getting a vaporizer pack a full bowl of weed. Vaporize and Enjoy. After vaping, the leftover weed typically comes out a brownish to black color, but occasionally it's also slightly green. Some claim that there is still THC and resin left in this byproduct, which produces a mild high when smoked from a bong or pipe. Lang can also sometimes be used in spliff in lieu of tobacco.
"Hey man you want to smoke this lang?" "Brian there no THC left in the lang" "I swear you still get a high from it"
A new versatile style and usage of the english language. The process mainly consists of taking the first syllable of a word and using that in place of the original word. Sometimes a slight change in the spelling will be done to make the word more discernible from other words. One of the very first words used in this language was nuth.
Hey Joe, what lang are you speaking? Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang. I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.
The funniest most cunning person with an amazing personality. If you are luck you enough to meet a Langely then you are blessed by the gods. Grab him/her tightly and never let go. Langely is a great listener and conversationist.
Did you her Langely joke? It was so funny!
To become extremely drunk (more in the case of mixed drinks) and projectile spit on the who ever is nearby. Usually provoked by patronizing.
"Dude he drank seven rum & cokes and straight langed on Shane!"
Definition #2 : The art of pulling a "Lang", where you do very little but manage to benefit from the hard work of others. Definition #2 : The art of succeeding in the 20th century with a Mullet, a hairstyle that hasn't been socially accepted since 1993.
Example 1 : Alex Kovalev pulled a "Lang" last night and scored his first goal in 9 games. Example 2 : The new guy at work totally Lang'd his way up the corporate ladder.