Country Dictionary

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.

Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.

You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.

I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".

Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

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