A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Luck of the Latex refers to the carrying of a condom not only to practice safe sex, but also because of the superstitious belief that it will increase your chances of having sex.
Guy 1: Man, I haven't been gettn' any action at all lately, any tips? Guy 2: Pack some rubber son, and rely on the Luck Of The Latex.
A woman or transvestite who loves wearing latex and taking lots of cock.
The latex slut got on all fours and received a cum shower all over her rubber ass.
The act of slapping a condom onto the top of your partner's head after you are finished ejaculating to make it look as if they have a Mohawk style haircut formed by the used condom.
Jill was not amused when her boyfriend Rick perfomed the latex Mohawk by slapping his used condom on the top of her head when they finished having sex.
1.A condominium made out of latex. OR 2. What you get when you misread a condom wrapper.
Abe Simpson:Latex condo. Boy I'd like to live in one of those!
Cumming into a condom and filling it with air then popping it on a girl's face.
"Dude I gave Chelsea a latex grenade last night."
When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.
Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there." Tanner: "Which one?" Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready." "You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."
Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.
Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.