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Leaky Faucet

When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.

I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.

by jkwazo April 26, 2019

leaky faucet

pre cum from a penis

him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?

by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021

Leaky Faucet

The female version of blue balls. When the drip keeps coming and the plumber has better things to do than fix your faucet.

“Steven has been teasing me all day; giving me a leaky faucet if you know what I mean.”

by Captain Carpe November 28, 2021

leaky faucet

when gare bear gets too excited with maya so his faucet starts leaking and she makes him clean it with a tissue

gare bear had a big leaky faucet last night uh oh