A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some one who likes every status update to a social network (i.e. Face book, myspace, twitter). They do not always read the status' they like
Poor Guy: I just lost my arm in a car crash :(
Habitual liker "like"
Poor Guy: Really how can you like this. did you even read it
With regards to facebook, the feeling you get when you "like" or comment on a friends status that involves an important and/or life changing event (eg. getting engaged, having a baby, etc.), and you realize that your e-mail or mobile device will be absolutely slammed with notifications that other people also "like" or comment on that persons status.
Matthew: "Hey, did you see Quincy's status? He found out he's having a baby velociraptor!"
Mike: "Yeah, I clicked 'like', and immediately got Likers Remorse when I realized that all 8 million of his friends will also 'like' his status"
Matthew: "I know, my iPhone is already dead!"
The act of liking Boys. A Fan of the male species. A person who is the first person in the shower and the last one of the shower just to see the boys cum and go.
Tim: Dude, I walked past Frank and i think he just checked me out.
Eric: Yeah hes definetly a boy liker
When a compulsive Facebooker excessively LIKES every stupid post and comment he crosses.
If there's one thing I hate, it's a Hyper Liker! Watch, they'll all LIKE this.
When a person Likes their own post, they're a Sad Liker. The reason behind doing this is because they found their post decent, so they don't want to take it down, but it wasn't noticed by anybody else. It's existence is useless. So, to avoid embarrassing themselves, they create the illusion that someone actually cared about the shit they had to say.
We've all been there. Don't lie to yourself.
Stephanie: "Whoa! Dude! Have you seen your last post? It has ZERO likes!"
Kevin: "WUT?" *Furiously logs in to his account*
Stephanie: "And you were so popular, too... Where are all your followers at?"
Kevin: *Quietly clicks the thumbs-up*"What are you talking about? It has a like."
Stephanie: "I see through your lies, Kevin... You Sad Liker."
Two people who have feelings for eachother but do not want a relationship. Instead, they hook up every now and then. This is DIFFERENT from friends with benefits.
Person A: Are you guys dating?
Person B: No, we are just likers with benefits, not boyfriend and girlfriend.