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Limp dick

A chubby small penis🍆

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night! Lola; loll was it big? Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.

by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017

Limp Dick

a man who never stands up for what he says he believes in, who cowers in the presence of adversity. Inactive instead of proactive. Not doing what they said they would.

You are being a limp dick for going back on your word after your friend told you their option was better.

by StellaABC May 19, 2020

Limp Dick

When you are texting someone and there response's are so unenthusiastic that the only way to describe them is that they share the same characteristics of a semi-flaccid penis.

"Bro I was texting this girl and she was just limp dicking me the entire time." "I mentioned in the group chat that I wanted to chill but everyone was just limp dick about it."

by AAwari December 12, 2017

Limp-Dick

A word used to describe a very lazy person or a slacker; someone who just stands around, not doing what they're supposed to, like a limp dick

Not only is this an example, this is how the word originated (Trevor throws a terrible pass) Coach: "Trevor! What the hell are you doing! Standin round there lookin like a limp-dick!

by CJ45 October 15, 2008

Limp Dick

The inability to please women due to having a small or limp cock. Being put on blast for public humiliation after not being able to please a woman. Synonyms Chad Neal, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagon ...

Chad Neal has a small limp dick; just ask Amy and Tracie.

by Nino8four February 02, 2010

limp dick

1. Slang for erectile dysfunction 2. Leo

Leo had a severe case of limp dick

by John sneeze April 10, 2016

limp dick

When your dick is squishy and soft

His dick was so small, he must have a really limp dick

by Disnigga09 December 27, 2017