A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ling ling is a fetish that has only been reported by one individual, so not very common at all. The fetish is where you get aroused by licking presents
Xmas morning is always a tough one with family around fighting back the urge to do my ling ling #lickingpresents #woody
Rudest puta :^ if u see an Ashley, u gotta swooooshhh all she gon do is take ur manz! Watch out, she a bit grumpy doe! I went to her house and her siblings had bruises all over. Poor them :c Make sure u accidentally hit her with tucks, lamborghinis, cars- Wait no, she aint worth a penny smh! But, keep ur manz close ples. She always finds a way to steal em smh. This is for u Ash, I hope u and my bb, Dal breakup. SMH
HEY WILLY, IS THAT A?
Yeah man, we gotta keep our bbs away from A+Ling ling
having ling lings is basically the same as having hoes.
i have 15 ling lings
Child violinist Prodigy who practices 40 hours a day non-stop. Graduated and became doctor at age 5 while continuously practicing the violin. Can play 100 note per second. If he doesn't practice his father will kung pao his chicken. Is a social construct, rival's name: Chica.
Ling Ling already become doctor, ling ling solve rubik's cube before birth.