A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for "Lick My Sack," or "Lick My Swag" for a more gender neutral equivalent. More often than not, this is not referring to the actual act of fellating, but rather to virtually fellating someone. A Facebook friend might request that you lick their swag, thus bringing their e-penis to a more erect and noticeable standing. The result of complying with an LMS request is generally the expulsion of a wad of volatile links to things that the recipient thinks are interesting, as well encouraging more future requests. It is generally used by those who are desperate for attention (see attention whore), real or imagined.
"Dude, the other night I was on facebook and there were a bunch of people who told me to LMS." "Did you do it?" "Nah, there were so many I would have chaffed my tongue."
Little man syndrome - Something small people possess. Mad at the world because of their short height.
My boss has a bad case of LMS!
An accronym for "Lose My Shit." The "shit" mostly pertains to phone numbers, fax numbers, e-mail addresses, facebook friendship, and any unique means of communication.
Greg: Hey Allan, want to go to KPacho later for a cold one? Allan: I'd rather drink piss mixed with raw sewage. Greg: Aright my dude, LMS.
LMS is an acronym for Last Man Standing, which is the name of an xbox live gaming clan established on December 10th 2010.
LMS is a term used on Habbo Hotel in casinos which means, last man standing. The aim is to be online in the casino for X hours to win the prize.
Last Movie Syndrome - A state of emotion in where you are too attached to the last movie you have watched that you can't get over it. Abbreviated as LMS.
God I'm LMS over Twilight Saga, I can't stop crying last night. :(