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LOD(Lack Of Dick), also known as LODS(Lack of Dick Syndrome), is a medical disorder affecting around 21.3% females. The disorder stems from many females struggling to find a substainable supply of dick(BF), hence the name LOD(Lack Of Dick)
One of the only know cures, as of June 2020, is male patients withNCHS(No Coochie havin' Syndrome). Other cures are, sexual toys designed for females; dildos, vibrators, etc.
Chick 1: Girl i am seriously struggling with finding a boyfriend. I think I have LOD
Chick 2: You gotta find youself a boy with NCHS
A truck that contains a wench, which, when attached to stationary object via hook, can prevent said truck from falling to its destruction in a canyon. Developed by Tony Haga and documented in the movie "The Lod".
"The Lod" is the best movie ever
or
Good thing the Lod allowed that truck to survive a near-fatal drop into a canyon and/or creek!
a basic insult that actually can be quite offensive and effective, whilst sounding funny as well
Mark: "Hey, Chad, do you see that white kid over there watching anime on his phone for the plot?"
Chad: "Yeah dude. Fuck him, he's a lod."
"ur mum a lod, she a ucker sket xd"
LoD stands for Lord of Death or Lord of the Dead, a boss in the MMORPG Ragnarok Online by Gravity Interactive. This boss is used to level up characters otherwise impossible to level up. It is also a great source for e-drama.
This boss is most commonly used by guilds like Wild-Blades, Gods of War, Maelstrom, etc. LoD will continuously resummon his minions for unlimited exp, and he resummons it fast enough for an incredible exp rate.
The existance of this boss is believed to cause jealous people to scream.
LOL OMG U LEVELED UP USING LOD LOLOLOL U R A L4M3R U SUX AND CANT LEVEL WHITOUT LOD LOLZZZZZzzzzz
An abbreviation of the phrase "Lord God" most often used by televangelists with ridiculously thick southern accents.
Blessed Be the Lod Almighty.