A fork of Rural Dictionary
an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games
Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin
Danny: Alright, Sweet!
(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom
When one is so overcome by lawlz that their motor functions are severely impaired
Lord Fappington: "whats wrong with that dude, he's all doubled over shaking and teary?"
Dude with answer: "He's got the cerebral-lolzy from this funny ass joke I just told
Somebody who tries to be funny to lighten up the mood or simply has dry/dark humor. Though this person can be spontaneous at times as well.
"Quit being a Lolzie."
"You're Dad left you."
"And You're Therapist left you."
When something is extremely entertaining and/or surprising in a positive way.
Example:
Person I : Why did the frog take the bus to work today? - Because his car got toad away.
Person II : Lolzies.
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Example II:
Person I : Did you know that we’re going on vacation tomorrow?
Person II : Really? Lolzies.