A fork of Rural Dictionary
An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck
I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.
When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker
when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?
When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.
Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"
A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?
Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.
An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties
1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars
Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.