A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.
Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.
Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!
Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.
a person that has something off about them; a little awkward; has no confidence in themselves; is kinda shady
person 1: "I don't know. There's just something weird about him."
person 2: "I don't trust him. He's a lop."
A negative term for a person that is lazy or worthless. A lop is good for nothing.
me: "Let's go shoot some hoops!"
you: "No, I'm okay, I dont feel like doing anything today."
me: "whatever, quit being such a lop, and come on."
Being drunk beyond belief; hammered; smashed; willing to MOS with any brute available.
I was freakin' lopped last night!