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lunchboxer

A lunchboxer is a guy who brings a lunch to work with him that his wife lovingly prepared for him with his favorite foods. A lunchboxer is usually a more mature knowledgeable worker in contrast to the generation x worker who eats week old dog food out of the vending machine in the truckers lounge just so his wife can get 10 more minutes of sleep.

Old Schooler: "This sure is a good salami and swiss sandwich that my wife packed me today!" Irish Kid: " Oh quit being such a lunchboxer and showing off. I have to eat another one of these "Paulaburgers" because they are the only items left in the machine again!"

by Petergozinya June 10, 2009

lunchboxing

A corporate planning technique similar to 'timeboxing' where ones work schedule or current task is bounded by a certain time frame, in this case the need to go to lunch.

PM: "Did you adjust the story points for tomorrow's scrum?" Dev: "Sorry Bob, I was too busy with real work and then I got lunchboxed." One dev to another: "Yeah, we'll definitely be lunchboxing Bob's request."

by smartasskicker July 09, 2011

lunchboxing

An kinky act in which one person lays down with celophane over their lips and the other person shits on the celophane.

John and Jen loved lunchboxing when they had to take a dump and were horny at the same time.

by Dirty O Fries June 27, 2004

LunchBox

The term Lunchbox referring to an absent minded individual or “Freudian slip” may have evolved from the phrase “Out to Lunch” or “mentally checked out” for the moment. Later, the term Lunchin was added to refer to an action, event, thing, and person (basically a noun). A Lunchbox is a person which makes you want to Facepalm! Believed to be words indigenes to the metropolitan area of DC, MD, and NOVA. Your local pothead gets called Lunchbox often. Newly evolved term Lunchbag is a person not even good enough for the Box!

Your a LunchBox That movie Inception was Lunchin

by CloudKiss March 15, 2011

lunchbox

The name given to a mans crotchal protrudence through clothing, normally more evident in people who wear tight trousers or who's surname is Papanagnou.

Check out Papanagnous lunchbox! It was bigger than last week!

by Mattuuu March 10, 2006

lunchbox

A woman's genitals. Derived from 'eating out', and the act of engaging in intercourse in the middle of the day.

"I bet she's got a totally unopened lunchbox" "Yeah man. What I wouldn't give"

by BDA12 May 21, 2012

lunchboxing

the act of eating junk food.

"We're lunchboxing at McDonalds"

by tgsdea October 03, 2009