Country Dictionary

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MBA

Making Babies in America - strategic child birth by international students who spend two years in the US while acquiring their Masters in Business Adminstration.

Pedro's wife just got her MBA. It's a baby boy that weighs 8 lbs and looks just like his mother!

by G Singh December 01, 2003

MBA

Master of Bringing Apocalypse

Because that's what an MBA does.

by johndot July 30, 2011

MBA

MBA

Stands for Magical Battle Arena.

A fight game based around magical girls.

MBA = Magical Battle Arena.

by Izumi Konata November 24, 2009

U MBA

Usless MBA, someone who has an MBA but not the real world skills and to hold down a job which utilizes thier education.

MBA who works in a job that doesn't require even a bs degree.

Dude, that Barista has an MBA
--Make that a U MBA

by dander56 January 24, 2012

MBA-cest

The act of dating or fraternizing within ones academic MBA program, with other members of said program.

It is not recommended to partake in MBA-cest, as it can hinder ones relationships in the academic community.


by chickygirl February 11, 2009

MBA Brain

An expensive waste of an advanced college degree that obliterates any common sense you had may have had left causing you to make ridiculously irrational choices

I watched a dozen recent grads from the masters in business program fail to be able to divide a dinner check by twelve. It must be that damn MBA brain, those fools couldn't fight there way out of a paper bag.

by MBA LIVIN LIFE October 19, 2014

MD/MBA

Students who started med school, realized that there are more lucrative and interesting ventures than trying to save the world one human at a time. Oh and they also couldn't stand their lame classmates and didn't want to completely throw away the painful years they had already invested (see "med school").

"I graduated with an MD/MBA because after the first two years of medical school I realized that everyone's going to die anyway so instead of practicing medicine and being miserable, I decided that I'd rather be happy and just tell the doctors what to do."

by EG and AB May 25, 2008