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meathead

A male who drives a lifted truck, wears Tapout clothing, follows UFC, wears shades and a hat (sometimes backwards), listens to metal, has a submissive, blonde girlfriend. Some are muscular, others a twigs who act tough.

Passenger: "Who was that guy tail-gating you?"
Me: "Probably some meathead."
Passenger: "How do you know?"
Me: "It was a lifted truck with a Tapout bumper sticker."

by a_sh0pping_cart June 24, 2010

Meathead

Michael Stivic from "All in the Family"

ARCHIE - "You are a MEATHEAD!"

by Bunker Lover December 05, 2004

meathead

a guy(most of the time) who is obsessed with foot ball and weight lifting and wrestling ect.. 24/7

dylan thorington is a meathead

by dacj July 16, 2003

Meathead

A person who people think is dumb just because they have muscles. However the weaker people in society have no idea what kind of training and knowledge it takes to become a master physical specimen. Many weaker people say that meatheads are obbsessed with their muscles. Obsession is a word that the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
Meathead= a highly dedicated and smart person who looks for a healthier lifestyle than the fastfood eating video gaming losers that wear their sisters pants.

Examples of meathead. Police officers, Firefighters, Military, EMT's, Athletes of all kinds, Personal trainers.

by Smartmeathead January 31, 2011

meathead

In the gym, a meathead is the guy who only does mirror exercises and looks at himself frequently to see his development (imaginary or real). A mirror exercise is for a muscle that you see when you look in the mirror. These are chest, biceps and abdominals, and nothing else.

Go to any gym and you will see lots of guys (meatheads) like this. Hint: They are always in front of the mirrors.

by idiom police October 27, 2011

meathead

Rugby Players...of the chav variety. Usually come in all shapes and sizes, and each others assholes. Muscle grows where no man can grow muscle, replacing brain tissue with muscle tissue. Usually taking on the accent similar to a plymouthian or plymptonite, with phrases such as "'ere fock" and "ya cont" which strangely enough translates as "Here Fuck" and "You Cunt." These apes....sorry rugby players are consistently fucking around, and trying to sleaze younger girls (usually aged between 19 and 12) Not only are these meatheads complete tossers, they also have minions (also known as little bitches) who think that they are powerful due to there large ameoba-likr rugby players

IVYBRIDGE COMMUNITY COLLEGE RUGBY MEATS!

Tom Arscott, Aaron Croukshanks, Ben Hooper, Baz, and all the other tossers doing BTEC at Ivybridge Community College.

by Mr Collins May 07, 2005

Meathead

Meathead is the common name for a species that is believed to be the evolutionary deadend from cross-breeding between chimpanzees and neanderthals. Meatheads may be identified by their physical traits which include abnormally large upper torso and especially large biceps (or “guns”) and low mental capacity. They may be observed in their natural environment "the gym" and typically congregate around squat racks and dumbells. They are often observed carrying gallon jugs of water and protein bars and/or shakes. It is highly recommended to speak slowly, using the most basic vocabulary when conversing with a Meathead.

Meathead1: "Have you tried the new protein powder? It has 51g per serving!!"

Meathead2: "Have you tried the new protein bar? It has 25g of protein!"

by weezy12 March 06, 2013