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MFC

mother fucking cunt

that mfc didn’t send me my money

by supernoodlegayboy April 04, 2022

MFC

this stands for Macdonalds Favourite Customer , typically used on an obese human

Your such and MFC

by Togertrent May 07, 2018

MFC

Anabbreviation for "Mother Fucking Cunt" generally reserved for someone who is behaving in a fashion that makes everyone around angered.

Don't take Dr. Calvo's Chem class. He's a real MFC.

by Billy The Impaler December 13, 2004

MFC

(Monkey fucking a coconut) Other wise known as Ceropithecoidea coitus cocos nucifera. This is new progressive creationist theory in which the creation of the universe was due to the explosion of a coconut that the monkey was fucking, together with the genetic material and coconut fragments whole solar systems were created. With this new perspective all questions are answered. Why we are here, who created us and so forth. This religion condones sex, alcohol, and drugs. The day of worship is friday night in which you and your religious sect will meet at a local bar and drink until you can no longer stand. The only time one is expected to pay reverence is when the song Bad Touch is played on the radio, at which point it is expected that all do the monkey humping dance.

OMFG did you see that guy, he joined the MFC religion and has been getting laided ever since!

DUDE drink the coconut milk, that guy did and look at home much fun he is having NOTE: if you are against doing drugs like LSD DO NOT drink the coconut milk.

by Lola Sexogatito May 09, 2008

MFC

Mastrubation Finger Club. What happens when women have one broken nail and the others are still ok.

She's in the MFC.

by Dan October 03, 2003

MFC

Misfits Fiend Club - The Misfits are a legendary horror-punk band from the 70's. "The Misfits Fiend Club" is what their fans are called.

If you like the Misfits, you're in the MFC.

by HoriaD June 10, 2007

MFC

Mother Fucking Champ!!

that dood is a mfc

by greg January 20, 2004