A fork of Rural Dictionary
has the middle child syndrome gone so extreme it's not great, a bit of a bully, popular, not great at communicating.
kind of needs to grow up
He was such a Mikael when he punched his little brother
A stupid asshole that all he thinks about is Girls ALL THE FUCKING TIME. No one likes him.
Look it’s That stupid fuck boy Mikael!
Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.
'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'
Somebody who believes that they are useless and not worthy. They are also obsesse, stupid and incredibly stupid. They could be mistaken for a lemon because the are so useless. They also come out with false information and are full of rubbish. They also are very arrogant.
Oh Mikael
The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.
Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.
Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!
Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Man: *Dies violent death*
The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.
Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.