A fork of Rural Dictionary
A generic nickname for a person who is vertically challenged.
Alright mini how are you doing ?
The mini orgasm feeling you have when you have to pee really bad and finally get to go.
Usually intensified by drinking and waiting in line for the ladies room. Almost always followed by the inability to stop peeing.
One girl-friend to another~ 'Sorry I took so long, I had to pee so bad, I had a mini'
A person with a small penis, they get it from their mom and not their mandingo daddy
All the mandingos made fun of terence for his mini.
To be minied is to see what appears to be an empty car park space only to find on closer inspection there is a small car in it (like a mini) .
This is the annoying scenario when on a full car park you become excited as you see the end of a space with no car there. You smile, accelerate, turn your wheel only to see a mini or micra or smart car neatly parked taking up the half of the space you couldnt see hence the term "minied". This leads to Parking rage , swearing and stress .
Noun: A non-offensive word used instead of fanny(the English meaning), beaver, snatch, pussy or the "c" word.
Sometimes spelt as minnie in some publications.
1: There are many shapes, sizes and flavours of mini.
2: That'll never fit in my mini!
3: Fancy a ride in my mini?
4: Buy me that dress and I'll shave my mini for you!