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Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.

Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."

by dooshkanew August 23, 2009

Mad Cow disease

Feeding a cow animal by-product resulting in giving the cow serious constipation therefore having an angry cow.:{

The cow looks mad he must have that mad cow disease he has'nt shat for a Week

by Triple D May 06, 2005

Mad Cow Disease

your mother mid cycle

your mother during a heavy flow finding she has no sanitary towels in the house

by ulrich von lichtenstein February 05, 2004

Mad Cows Disease

The chronic female ailment of post
menstrual syndrome or pms.
The chronic female version of the ailment better known as pms, where a
female experiences bitch-like changes in attitude and behavior, as well as
symtoms ranging from hysteria and paranoia oned day to amnesia and feelings of isolation the next day,
especially, if she knows she really did or said something really bad to someone else or to you. Mad Cows Disease can
affect any female at any age, but usually experienced or found in young
ladies in their teens and early to mid
twenties.

Damn, girl! You just got a bad case
of the Mad Cows Disease!

by MANNY CARDOZA February 27, 2004

mad cow disease

what guys have when they don't want to or aren't willing to get rid of their ex girlfriends after already moving on to a new one.

that guy has some serious mad cow disease

by xxxYOLIxxx June 13, 2007

Mad Cow Disease

another way to say PMS

Why is PMS called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken

by Blair* December 20, 2005

mad cow disease

My nation on nationstates.net

by Mad Cow September 13, 2003