A fork of Rural Dictionary
Men with blue balls/male period all month acting like nagging ass little bitches.
Damn, are you manstruating because your acting like a little whining bitch!
The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.
Also known as man-cycle.
Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.
Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.
They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.
Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."
Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."
Like a female period (or menstuating) but when it occurs in a man, and he becomes bitchy, annoying and changes his mood every 20 seconds
Lewis went off in another strop, he's completely manstruating
anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating
dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.
When a man is "on the rag."
"I think Chad must be manstruating again. He was being a real dick last night.
A monthly three to five day period when a man seems particularly moody, weak, emotional or indecisive.
Dude 1: "Hey, have you talked to Jeremy lately? He started to cry when I told him he had a flat."
Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."