A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Karl appreciation day
Person 1:OMG I’m gonna paint my nails for may 3 Person 2:why Person 1: it’s national Karl appreciation day Person 2: oh ima do the same 😊
National koala day and the best day out of 365 days in a year
When is the best animal day Oh that’s may 3 national koala day
The day a waste of a human being was born.
“It’s May 3rd today bro!” “Damn, isn’t that when Alan was born?” “Yeah, lol, fucking LOSER”
Today is they day you get to go up to your friends and Say It’s May 3. on this day you get to beat up your friend leaving them on the ground and when they ask why you did it tell them it was because it’s their birthday
*Friend in the ground with a black eye* “Why would you do this?” It’s May 3
I have a slutty sister born that day she’s 19 and the dumbest person alive like you don’t understand sometimes I just want to beat the shit out of her coz of her sluttiness
If your sibling is born may 3 make sure to 🔪
KARL JACOBS APPRECIATION DAY!!! paint your nail no matter your gender and show love to Karl Jacobs.
person1: Today is may 3rd! person2: Yeah, I heard it’s Karl appreciation day. Everyone paints they’re nails for Karl Jacobs person2: Cool! Let’s go paint our nails