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McJob

Eating a big meaty burger and getting head at the same time. Usually preferred by employees of large scale burger chains who then use empty burger buns to wipe off the 'excess' leading to the 'mayo myth'.

"Oh man, that was a tough shift but at least I got a McJob at the end of it though!"

by D.Hotchkiss April 28, 2009

McJob

Oral sex from a clown.

Upon threatening to release the pictures of him and a young boy, Ronald was forced to give me a McJob.

by Rambo McFlarrin April 29, 2007

McJob

Recieving oral sex from a clown

Man I got the best McJob the other night

by krusty the clown April 29, 2007

McJob

Getting oral sex from a clown

"Ronald McDonald gave Newt a McJob!"

by Colaianni May 05, 2007

McJob

receiving oral sexual favors from a clown

I got a McJob last night from Ronald McDonald.

by HL Slamdunk November 19, 2008

McJob

Receiving a blow job in the parking lot of a McDonald's.

I gave my boyfriend a McJob today, after he bought me a McFlurry, of course!

by Slutty Nurse April 09, 2011

Mcjob

The only thing I can get despite paying £11,000 for a university education.

"A graduate, eh? How 'bout you suck my uneducated cock for £4.50 an hour?"

by sittingbourneinnit December 05, 2003