A fork of Rural Dictionary
lauren is a girl who has a crush on tariq, and many others including cole, gavin, logan, holden, and others. she is also named "holden lover" for various reasons. lauren also kicks people shins and pushes them. she also licks toes, although sometimes if shes mad, she bites your toes and gobbles them up. she then throws up the toes and eats the toe nails separately. lauren also cannot resist the urge to bark and growl at people she also calls people mommy. in fact, she also is a baby lamb and her youtube channel is @1babylam so go subscribe to her!! :)))
lauren mcmaster is a pedo
the rock: we stay hungry
lauren: we devour!!
Guy: Mr. McMaster is the best.
Girl: Oh man, I got Mrs. Adams
proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial campaign ticket from SC political consultants for Henry McMaster and Jordan Thomas Cooper
McMaster-Cooper 2018 didn’t pan out because Cooper wasn’t physically 30 years of age.