A fork of Rural Dictionary
merch that meaning to put that on something. originated in north carolina used mostly by young black men.
"You aint gon touch me so shut the fuck up with all that." "Merch that." "On jesus himself."
"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.
"You've just been Merched!"
To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.
Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch. Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch. I merched. Now I have AIDS.
noun. 1. Short for merchandise 2. Synonym for a dude's junk 3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
Ben: "Ayyyye bruh i finally got my food, MERCH!" Everyone else: "MERCH!"