A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n)Baseball team located in New York. Known for their shitty records and shitty fans. Basically, everything about the Mets is shit including their shitty fight song and their shitty Mr. Met
What a surprise, the mets lost again What peices of shit
They have one of the top payrolls in baseball and still can't break 500. God that's sad. At least the Yankees win...
Boy - I failed my spelling test today. Dad - Why? What did you spell wrong? Boy - They asked me to spell sucky and I spelled it METS and the teacher marked it wrong.
a disgrace to new york sports, almost as big of a disgrace as the islanders but not quite. They truly suck break .500 you fucking losers. If it wasnt for Mike piazza they seats at the shittiest stadium ever, shea stadium, would be even more empty then they already are, if thats possible. Oh, and if you say the mets are better then the yankees, well your just a fucking idiot cause the yankees have won the most championships of any sports team in the history of fucking sports!
only true new york baseball team. the spankees arent a basebal team, there a buisness team. jose reyes/david wright=the most bomb SS and 3rd basemen in the game...jeter and a rod...well...jeter sucks a rod
dan-the spankees suck me-yea im a mets fan