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Middle man

A man with a large penis who always goes to middle the urinal because he’s comfortable with his body and sexuality.

He give off middle man energy

by Middle man22224644747 June 22, 2023

Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...

Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay *Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca* Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight. Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though Diana: oh it’s okay Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back

by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020