A fork of Rural Dictionary
The word mince has been subject to a number of meaning sin the english langues, the original in recent history means to chop finely. Mince meat or 'mincemeat', however and somewhat bizarrely, is a sweet desert filling used in christmas pies and tarts. Mince can also be used to describe a distinctly feminine walk/gait used by a man, or the practice of a male who is often found to hold their little finger aloft whilst carrying items i.e. handbags Mince in some circles also means to throw up aggressively creating a substance like mince meat...
1. The state or quality of being exceedingly relaxed and nonchalant, while at the same time elated or exceedingly happy, often attained whilst being high. 2. Synonymous for "fuck".
ex 1 - Guy 1: Dude, whats good? Guy 2: Dude, I'm so minced right now I can't even hear you! ex 2 - Guy 1: Bro did you mince anyone last night? Guy 2: I minced the shit out of this one chick, but I was so minced I don't even remember!
Slang, the act of procrastinating relentlessly, and taking way to long to complete a task!
Susie was supposed to be finishing the audit, but she's been mincing so much that she's barely even started it! Dave's been such a mincer today, he needs to finish his project, but every time I see him he's just playing COD, or cooking super noodles!